Nonversation:
A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.

Facebookemon:
The term used for the collection of people, on your Facebook friends list, that you don’t actually talk to or know in real life. Related to popular tv program and game pokeamon, where the aim is to collect as many diffrent Pocket Monsters as possible.

Dave - "Hey, my friends collection is getting up to two hundred"

Steve - "How many do you really know? go admit it, most of them are Facebookemon"

John - "Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all"

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Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. (Original answers in brackets!)

1) Your name? (Lim)
Lesbian Identified Man. A man so identified with lesbians that he loses perception about his role as a man. Acts and behaves extremely woman like, up to the extent that he refuses to engage in classic intercourse with a woman (eg. no penetration). The fictional character "Lisa" from the showtime drama The L Word is an example of a Lesbian Identified Man. He appears for a few episodes in the first season of this series.

That LIM actually pulled out a dildo when i told him to fuck me, instead of just dropping his pants and whipping it out.

P.S: argh, this is crap shit. =.="

2) Your age? (17)
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park.

Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."

Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"

Chef: "Nope, just 17."

Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"

Chef: "17, you're ready."

P.S: I like the 2nd defination better.
-2nd defination-
When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.

"How old are you?"

"17."

"Dude, that sucks..."

3) One of your friends? (Clarissa)
A Clarissa is a word meaning beautiful and perfect in every single way.

Person 1 "Did you see that Clarissa girl?"

Person 2 "Yeah, she was fineeeee..."

P.S: This one seems true. :B

4) What should you be doing? (sleeping)
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

P.S: Holy, how come all like tat one?! Not sex den is masturbate. piang eh. I like the 3rd defination better, which says that sleeping is the gateway drug to being awake.

5) Favourite colour? (blue)
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

The sky is blue.

6) Hometown? (Singapore)
5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.

4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"

3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line

2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.

1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"

Singapore is rojak.

7) Month of your birthday? (February)
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year) Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.

"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"

"She was born in February"

"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"

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"Eight days till march!"

"No. Nine days till march."

"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"

"ahhhhhhh"

8) Last person you talk to? (Leona)
Wildly intelligent and independent female; a stalking lioness.

Don't get on Leona's bad side.

9) What did you last eat? (Donut)
1. A stunt performed in a car.
2. Breakfast of champions, admired by Homer J. Simpson.
3. Cop food.
4. Love hole.

P.S: I like defination 5 which says 'Cop food. That's why the motherfuckers are such fat pigs.' Lol.

10) Nicknames?
P.S: I have too many to mention. :X

ok, omg, it's 5.30 in the morning.
goodnight/morning!